BASEBALL IS BETTER WHEN THE ANGELS WIN! Here's what went during tonight's win against the A's:
- Mike Trout hit for a home run then trotted around the bases like he was riding a horse. It was fancy.
- Keynan Middleton ripped off his shirt after doing his thing revealing a giant tattoo of "Juicy" on his back. We don't know what it means but we're about it.
- Sosh did the squinty eye thing again. He made one ump go home.
- Ian Kinsler helped an A's fan propose to his girlfriend then immediately stole his girl. It was weird but congrats to Kinsler and his new bride.
- An A's fan in the front row ate 21 hot dogs. He is currently at a local hospital.
- Someone farted on the team bus and sources tell us it was Zack Cozart's donkey but we still have yet to see it so we think it was Cozart
ANGELS WINNING THINGSSSSS